Pythonic argument parser, that will make you smile
Isn't it awesome how optparse and argparse generate help messages based on your code?! Hell no! You know what's awesome? It's when the option parser is generated based on the beautiful help message that you write yourself! This way you don't need to write thisstupid repeatable parser-code, and instead can write only the help message--*the way you want it*. Python 2 version.